February 2012
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I kept wondering why tumblr keeps going down and complaining about overcapacity, and then I remembered the Oscars.
This is why I don't take naps.
expectations: I'm just going to take a quick power nap and I'll wake up refreshed and energized
reality: passed out cold for five hours solid, wake up not knowing what day it is or what the last meal you ate was
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My Problems As Of Late
This has seriously nothing to do with what I usually post, and you may be better off not reading it if you aren’t sure you’d want to.
I’ve had problems lately with my identity, but mostly how it interacts with the world around me. Here follows the unorganized-not-complete list.
I’m out as asexual to a couple of people, even though I’d rather describe myself as...
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Friend: That girl just called my new t-shirt "suggestive". Says more about her than the shirt, am I right?
Me: ...Dude, one of the first words I heard you say after you first saw it was "penis".
Friend frowns and looks down on the motive on the front of the shirt.
Friend: ...Oh. Didn't see that until now.
Chocolate and chai and way too much honey.
School work that manages to be genuinly interesting.
And in a few hours I’m going to watch a childhood friend play with his band (don’t we grow up fast?) at their first own gig, their faces on the posters and all.
I can’t be arsed to worry.
Life’s too nice.
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My newly installed tumblr savior is detecting posts tagged “star trek” in the hobbit tag.
Is this supposed to make sense?
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Reblog if you honestly think you will be single...
allons-y221b:
toralinda:
peregrint:
a-scandal-in-tumblr:
nayaxhemoxsantanaxbritt:
wasntthatafunnyday:
solveitwithchocolate:
It’s gotten so bad that my 8-year old brother said that I should get a tattoo that says “Forever Alone”
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I just turned in a short paper I’ve had a week to write half an hour too late.
My work is done.
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One hour until midnight.
One more hour to finish my assignment.
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YES. THERE.
I’ve finally hit the perfect balance of conflicting rumours and “spoilers” for the third season of Sherlock. I’m back where I started, knowing nothing. Right on the sweet spot.
Now I just have to avoid the Sherlock tag for a year.
And my dash.
dreamparticles:
shercocklocked:
shh,...
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Friend: I'm not going to watch Doctor Who.
Me: What? Why?
Friend: I'm a completionist, and I wouldn't watch it if I couldn't see all the episodes.
Me: So I assume you haven't read the bible.
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Current collection of teas:
Bansha
Ceylon
Chai
Earl Grey
Earl Grey Green
Gunpowder
Lapsang Souchong
Tieguanyin
Teas I can confidently say I can brew properly:
Dingy tea bags
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Can "Vatican Cameos" be the new code word for...
causbelli:
Because you duck and cover when you see them.
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“PETER GUILLAM walks down a corridor. Handsome, boyish,
bored.”
– Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy - Script
(via cianfrybeta)
Let's say you run for President; fourth gif with...
mad-man-with-a-scarf:
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jacksamuelgould:
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dontgigglesherlock:
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your—-worst—-nightmare:
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moraniarty:
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did you hear the joke about the pavement
it’s all over town
did you hear the joke about the pavement?
even sherlock fell for it
omfg
Well, he was falling for it, but then, it hit him…
what the
fuck
is wrong
with
you guys
Oh my god. I shouldn’t find this hilarious but I do. Oh my god.
...
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Friends: You drink tea? You must be so sophisticated and worldly.
Me: Tea is the shit
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Moffat's plan:
Moffat: I've got a plan.
Lackeys: Ok.
Moffat: Get an actor from Sherlock.
Lackeys: Ok. We follow.
Moffat: Then an actor from Harry Potter.
Lackeys: Ok.
Moffat: Put them in to Doctor Who.
Lackeys: Ok. Then what?
Moffat: Watch their tiny little brains explode.
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